Friday, April 14, 2006
@9:16 PM
[Scaryly Funny]
something for you to destress about.
> >Ghost Story #1 ---
> >
> >When I was young, I lived in a deserted kampong deep in the
> >jungle. Every night, my mother would ask me not to go home
> >too late as there won't be any transportation after a
> >certain time.
> >
> >One night, before going home, I ta pao a kueh teow soup for
> >supper. I was late and I waited for the taxi/bus but there
> >was none. I was getting worried as the night was getting
> >darker and darker. So I tried to flag down private vehicles
> >to take me home.
> >
> >There was no one stopping for me, till one motorcyclist took
> >compensation on me and stopped to give me a lift. He was a
> >man with a kind face. I accepted his offer and got onto his
> >motorbike.
> >
> >On the way home, we would pass by a temple. At night, the
> >temple would look eerily spooky with
>
>the dim lights from the
> >candles.
> >
> >At first,
> >the motorcyclist was warm and friendly. When the temple was
> >approaching, the motorcyclist eyes grown bigger and bigger.
> >His kind face turned to a face of anger. He was muttering
> >something loud but was not audible to me. I was so scared
> >that I closed my eyes in order not to see his angry face.
> >
> >Then, the motorcylist stopped in front of the temple and
> >then yelled at me.
> >
> >"Your kueh teow soup is so hot!! It is burning my thigh! Can
> >you please move it away???"
> >
>
>
> >Ghost Story #2
> >---
> >
> >When I was young, I have two friends who were very close to
> >each other. They played with each other everyday. It was
> >like, if you see A, you would see B next to him. They were
> >always together.
> >
> >A loved fried eggs. Whenever he went out for lunch or dinner
> >, without fail, he
>
>would ask for fried egg on top of his
> >noodles, fried rice, etc.
> >
> >One day, A involved in an accident and died.
> >
> >B was devastated. B went to the cemetery to pray everyday.
> >He would go
> >to the nearest restaurant and ta pao a box of fried rice
> >with an egg on top to be offered to A when he went to pray
> >to him.
> >
> >The next day, he opened the box and there was no egg inside!
> >B was petrified. He thought, must be A who came and took the
> >fried egg away.
> >
> >The same thing happened the next day and the day after that.
> >
> >B was confused. So, one day, he asked the chef to make the
> >same fried rice with a fried egg again. Then, he went to the
> >cemetery to offer it to A. Curious, he opened the box to
> >check for the egg. He was angry to find that, there was no
> >fried egg in the box after all.
> >
> >Feeling that he had been cheated, he went back to
>
>the
> >restaurant and demanded to see the Chef. "Where is the fried
> >egg?? I told you there must be a fried egg inside!! You have
> >cheated me for a few days now! Gimme back my money!!"
> >
> >Then, the Chef got really angry and opened the box - the
> >fried egg was inside the box.
> >
> >The
> >Chef said, "Stupid! You open the box upside down. No wonder
> >you cannot see the egg!!"
> >
> >Ghost Story #3
> >---
> >
> >When I was young, I went to town to work with a group of
> >friends during our summer holidays of two months. Being
> >young and away from home for the first time, we drank and
> >smoke like nobody's business.
> >
> >One night, we were pissed drunk and flagged the last bus
> >down to go home.
> >
> >Being tired, we slept in the bus.
> >
> >It had been awhile that I fell asleep. I was awake by the
> >chilly wind. I was shocked to find that there was no
>
>one in
> >the bus, and I was the last passenger. I looked in front to
> >check out for the driver. But the driver was no where in
> >sight. Yet, the bus was moving.
> >
> >I panicked shitless. I rubbed my eyes to make sure that I
> >was not dreaming. The night was dark and cold.
> >
> >I hysterically jumped out from the bus and tried to run as
> >hard as I could to get away.
> >
> >Then I heard someone yelled at me from
> >behind the bus.
> >
> >"Hey! Don't run away! Come over here and help to push the
> >bus!" yelled the bus driver.
> >
> >I saw my other friends helping to push the bus, which broke
> >down while I was asleep.
did nothing ah today. practically tried to beef it up abit on my body. *Grrrrr*
was suppose to go to ikea today. getting a new bed. hehe. *cheeky laugh* i wanted a loft bed so that i can have extra space under the bed but parents so disagree to it. o well, better listen to the old people. thier much more wiser. remember that.
i miss lulu.